holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

offsetshawty:

Girl: uhhhhhh I’ll take a coke
Server: alright and for you sir?
Me: nothin this hoe knew she was posed to get water w/ lemon nevermind tho we finna go thank you

sometimes before it gets better
the darkness gets bigger
the person that you’d take a bullet for
is behind the trigger

(Source: yetifights)

krook:

if you don’t want a girl to ride your face then you need to reevaluate your life

musicalblogging:

Countdown Beyoncé